According to the Associated Press, the White House is considering a radical approach to slow global warming: cooling Earth’s air.
One such extreme option includes shooting pollution particles into the upper atmosphere to reflect the sun’s rays. White House Science Advisor John Holdren said such an experimental measure would only be used as a last resort.
OK, traditionally, when fixing a problem, you don’t go back to the cause of a problem and call that a solution. But then, I sweat. A lot. I go through about three shirts a day from May to September. That said, I’m content with emptying aerosol can after aerosol can if Holdren thinks it will do any good. Or I could just switch to Axe, because I feel like every time you spray that crap, there’s a new hole in the O-Zone layer. Or worse.