Spotted this in a restroom stall at work today. Someone scribbled “Only GOD.” on a box of toilet-seat covers. (An aside: These covers are everywhere in Portland. It’s one of the city’s greatest accomplishments.)
I’d been toiling over this longer than I’d like to admit, but I think I finally get what this means: Only GOD can save your ass.
If that’s it, touché to the clown who’s getting all spiritual near the office john. If I got it wrong, please let me know. Any other guesses?