Dear Aaron Zaske, Tonya Hansen, Kellie Bigham, Kirsten Masker and Molly Hughson,
Your Triscuits are in the mail. They should arrive late next week. Savor them. Or better yet, take a photo of yourself enthusiastically enjoying the Triscuits or constructing a glass case so you can put this commemorative box of crackers on display.
Either way, enjoy.
The Triscuits cost me $12.51. The shipping cost me $25.75. Arriving at the post office with five boxes of Triscuits cost me my dignity.