How To Accept $184M With Humility

Every woman in Minnesota wants to marry him. Every man in Minnesota wants him as a son- or brother-in-law.

The Minnesota Twins signed catcher Joe Mauer to an eight-year, $184 million contract extension, ensuring the most sought after sideburns in baseball stay squarely where they belong.

Maybe the world isn’t so bad, after all.

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