Please Help a Guy Get an Internship

This will be the first, last and only reference to the 2000 U.S. presidential election.

Starting tomorrow at 8 a.m. CDT, Facebook users will have the opportunity to decide the next summer intern for Fast Horse Inc. in Minneapolis, Minn. I’m among three finalists, and this position equates to a dream internship, so I’m hoping you, dear reader, could mosey on over to this page and vote for yours truly. But before you do, here’s the rules:

  1. You must “Like” The Fast Horse Experience before you can vote.
  2. A vote is counted in the form of a “Like.” My video cover letter will be posted along with the other two finalists. To vote, simply “Like” the video. It’s that easy.
  3. Voting closes at 5 p.m. CDT on Friday.

You won’t need to submit: An e-mail address, your mailing address, your average yearly income, your first-born child, any amount of money. This contest is cut and dry. The nature is simple: If you’re so good at marketing, you should be able to hype yourself. So, here I am.

If you really want to help me out, please add me on Facebook. I’m sending out a mass message later on today with directions on how to vote. Also, throughout the week, I’ll be regularly updating my status to remind people. You could also supply me with your e-mail address if you would be interested in sending out a forward. (Just leave that in the comments or e-mail me at

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